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Horse Humor • All I Need • Buyer Beware • Horse Aholics • Termonology • The Fly • Murphys Law • Mom Job

All I Need to Know I Learned from a Horse

bulletWhinnying is everything.
bulletA foal and his mommy are soon parted.
bulletDon't stirrup trouble.
bulletManure happens.
bulletThe bucking stops here.
bulletShow unbridled enthusiasm.
bulletJust say,"Neigh."
bulletLead, follow, or stay in the barn.
bulletKeep your shoes on.
bulletSome are born to greatness, others have greatness thrushed upon them.
bulletIf at first you don't succeed, shy, shy again.
bulletTake everything with a lick of salt.
bulletIt's better to be seen and not herd.
bulletJump each fence as you come to it.
bulletIt's important to be well groomed.
bulletHorsiness is next to godliness.
bulletHold your horses.
bulletPonytails are always in style.
bulletA horse in the barn is worth two in the field.
bulletSave your ponies for a rainy day.
bulletGrass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
bulletDon't let others corral you.
bulletHorse lovers are very stable people.

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